THEME BY BAUDELAIRED
Time Waits for No One
Hi, I'm Sam.
Friend code: 3840-6483-0111
I follow the tags KnightofStars and Fullmtaltitan if you want to tag me in anything.

meloetta:

bruh-chan…



  • me:  *blushing furiously*
  • friend:  omg ur so red what are u thinking about
  • me:  s-s-s-s-
  • friend:  sex?
  • me:  sports anime

*:・゚✧ メガネ*:・゚✧ 


mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray


midoriis:

reminder that angina pectoris, a discomfort/pain usually caused by coronary heart disease

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often has effects

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on the left arm

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or shoulder


terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.  LOOK.  FUCKING LOOK.  A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.  DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.  FUCK
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.


yeah

diddid you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause


textsfromgayswimmers:

findingschmomo:


a_n_o_n_l_o_v_e submitted:
Based on this.
I really hope you like this! I worked practically non-stop for 3 days on it! :)
But I really love your TFGS account and you as a person are very amazing.
So thank you for all that you do, I hope that this gives  you at least a portion of the joy you give to others. <3
[In case Tumblr shrinks it, here is link to bigger version here]

oH MY GOD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING OH MY GOD

cant stop crying tbh

textsfromgayswimmers:

findingschmomo:

a_n_o_n_l_o_v_e submitted:

Based on this.

I really hope you like this! I worked practically non-stop for 3 days on it! :)

But I really love your TFGS account and you as a person are very amazing.

So thank you for all that you do, I hope that this gives  you at least a portion of the joy you give to others. <3

[In case Tumblr shrinks it, here is link to bigger version here]

oH MY GOD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING OH MY GOD

cant stop crying tbh


nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life


1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask