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Anonymous whispered: YOU WANT SPEAK SPANISH TOO? AAAAH AH AH?

My Spanish isn’t that great…

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
- And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via elovers)

reye-chan:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

scarvenrot:

7hrone:

eridick-amporna:

astrofacto:

cabbagepatchcat:

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

I almost choked from how perfect this was

omfg

is that christopher walken

WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT

I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING

((I lost it when he started flying.))

is christopher walken even real or does everyone on the planet share a mass hallucination

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Pros of dating me: I can cosplay your OTP with you.

saccharinescorpion:

pedipalpitations:

gonna be straight with all of you: the biggest failure of Homestuck is that this sprite didn’t make it into Seer: Descend and therefore did not produce a fandom trend of Rose pinching John’s cheeks. terrible.

everyone needs to reblog this post until it is big enough to crush tumblr